Where to begin?

You are right, they don't. It is a matter of getting trucks set up in a timely manner.

Ordered a few gals of elemonator, got clorox from costco for 3$ a gallon (its a start).
Xjet on the way, biz cards... probably wait on the legal stuff till next month so im good for all of 2015

When you get your next coldWater machine..
..Try to get a beltDrive version with electric start..
That way, you can add a 12vDC Heater when you can splurge on HEAT !
Modular is better for serviceability anyway.