dog farts

My 2 boxers are farting so bad I can't sleep. Last night my wife kicked me out of the room after nuking her for 3hrs . Either my wife likes dog farts or mine smell like death. Fart Karma

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit, Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

That was good.

Lol when we lived in Atlanta we called the maintenance man for the apartment because it smelled like sewage backing up. He came by almost threw up but found no plumbing issues. Minutes later we are talking and I hear ffffhhhhh from our boxer and we almost gaged. We had every door and window open for hours,we walked him till he pooped.

I had an old cow dog years ago who ate a few dead fingerling trout one morning that had washed ashore. That night his farts smelled so bad, our noses were burning.


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Oh man our dog Sugar ate some fish years ago and destroyed our house for over a week. It was the most foul rancid smell I've ever been around. Now I'm from NJ the worst part of the turnpike nada and work in shit plants with 30ft piles of crap. After took her to the vet and found out she was allergic. It's was a combo of crap and DP seeping out of her butt. We know what DP is ??

That jokes punchline had me tearing up.