Pigeon Poo

Funny or Tragic

  • Hella Funny

    Votes: 11 47.8%

  • Hall of Fame Funny

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Dumb

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Tragic

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Total voters
    23
russ s said:
larry ???? you a fan of his -----i think he is my cousin
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Then we're related by marriage, because he is my brother-in-law.
Or my brother-in-law is him.

All the way down to the shirt with the arms cut out.

My Dad was soooooooooo happy.
 
Do you have a sister, Russ?
 
Well, imagine you had a baby sister.
A sweet, smart... well smart, anyway.... baby sister.

Imagine that she graduates high school with highest honors and then gets her Bachelor's and decides to go to law school.
Imagine how happy your family would be.


Then one day she shows up with Larry the Cable Guy except he's not on TV. He's a mechanic.

NOT a dealership mechanic making 75G a year. He works at Cooter's Garage.

She's not going to law school, she's getting a job at Walmart and they're getting married and he will mooch as many free meals as possible until he dies.

Gettin' de pitcher?
 
Russ..... is it true that the first time you planed to get hitched your Father stopped the wedding, because he found out your wife tobe was a virgin?

I heard he said "if she not good eneff for her own family, she not good eneff for ours":confused:
 
ya know, it's just not possible to go to the last post on any thread and butt into the conversation. I click on this with 40 something post seeing if the guy got his problem with pigeon poo fixed and this is what I come into to......HAHAHAHAHA.....oh well, at least it's funny.
 
Anthony I might have ask before but it's late and i'm a little brain dead, what part of Ky. do you hail from?
 
Born and half raised in Bowling Green, Land of fast horses and beautiful women. or is it the other way around? Beautiful horses and fast women .
 
Anthony...looks like we are the the only ones left and i'm going to back out to, so happy trails.
 
Yea noway am I moving back
 
Well this got way off of the subject.
Back to the story.
He could not put shock devices because the Environmentalists (I hope I spelled that long word right) were on the scene and watching to see if any birds were harmed.
Spikes will hurt their precious little feet so that was out.
Hot Stuff will burn their feet and harm their little feet and beaks so that was out.
They finally just put a peice of metal on top of the sign with a steap slope on both sides and applied wax to it to make it real slippery. the birds would try to land on it and they would slip right off and start flying again.
They apply a new coat of wax once a month.
 
Hella is such a Nor Cal word!
 
My wife called me at work yesterday and asked me what to do with this little piegon she found wondering around the yard with a broken leg. She put it in a great big box in the garage. I told her to take it to the SPCA so off she went. She went inside and plopped it down on the floor. They took one look and started laughing. They told her they knew a lady that was a bird rescue center and they would call her to come pick it up.

I'm so glad we didn't have Cornish Hens for Dinner that night!
 
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