"Roof Cleaning Man"

Apple Roof Cleaning

Apple Roof Cleaning

Roof Cleaning Instructor
This is a parody of STYX's excellent song "Blue Collar Man"

Here is the music http://www.yourfindfree.info/midifiles/midi_number_to_z/b/Blue_Collar_Man.mid



I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
PWI gave me knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case

I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those

Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only a gas pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe Apple was right ..
 
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DOG said:
WHAT A TRIP!!!! you are out there buddy. try the song "to much time on my hands next".hehehehe
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Well ...... when you are a roof cleaner, and it;s Christmas time, and most of your potential customers have Christmas Lights up ......

That said, I always "find time" to write funny songs.
 
DOG said:
no its fuuny as all F#@*^. DONT GO SENSITIVE ON ME CHRIS
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Actually, I am thinking about that song "too much Grime on my hands", LOL

I am desperately TRYING to get Russ writing songs too, LOL
 
DOG said:
WHAT A TRIP!!!! you are out there buddy. try the song "to much time on my hands next".hehehehe
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Ok, here you go!
http://www.geocities.com/eeyorelass/midi/toomuchtime.mid

Sitting on this roof top spraying like a damn fool
Breathing the Chlorine
And I've given up hope on getting done early
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not wheezing? Is it any wonder I can breathe at all

I'm so tired of small pumps- I got lots to do and a slow pump to do it
I wanna get done with my cleaning , but this pump won't let me
Is it any wonder it's not working?
Is it any wonder I can clean at all?

Is it any wonder I've got

Too much Grime on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much Grime on my hands and it's getting away from me
Too much Grime on my hands, too much Grime on my hands
Too much Grime on my hands

Well, I'm a Gas Pump genius - I can clean the world's roofs
Without even trying
I eat small pumps for lunch, and clean roof a bunch
Just watch me I'm flying

It's all because I got the big 5/8 hose
(He's got big hose)
Is it any wonder I'm faster then you?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much Grime on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much Grime on my hands and it's getting away from me
Too much Grime on my hands, too much Grime on my hands
Too much Grime on my hands
 
Apple Roof Cleaning said:
This is a parody of STYX's excellent song "Blue Collar Man"

Here is the music http://www.yourfindfree.info/midifiles/midi_number_to_z/b/Blue_Collar_Man.mid



I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
PWI gave me knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case

I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those

Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only a gas pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe Apple was right ..
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Chris isnt Crazy
 
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