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  1. Jonathan Ellis

    TODAY is the day!!

    Today is the official due date of my daughter Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards). The doctors told Kelley on Friday that if she has not delivered by Thursday morning at 6 am to check into the hospital to be induced. Looks like we are having a baby this week one way or another. We are doing our...
  2. Jonathan Ellis

    Used veggie oil

    Does anyone know where to get containers to hold used veggie oil? An IBC would not work as it would melt when hot oil is put into it. Anyone know? Or does anyone know what they are called?
  3. Jonathan Ellis

    FEMA Genie

    FEMA GENIE A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.His horse has already died of thirst.He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of...
  4. Jonathan Ellis

    Texas Cowboy

    A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he...
  5. Jonathan Ellis

    P*ssing and moaning

    PHONE REPAIR Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman...
  6. Jonathan Ellis

    Buyout

    Has anyone ever bought out a competitor? Please respond if you have
  7. Jonathan Ellis

    Sales letters

    Hey guys. Do any of you have a (or multiple) sales letters that you have found to be effective. As the end of they year approaches, I am hitting my prospects hard and am in need of two or three more letters to add to the list. I would be willing to exchange letters with you. Thanks
  8. Jonathan Ellis

    where is

    Scott Stone. I have not seen him around lately. It is not like he is out working. :nanner:
  9. Jonathan Ellis

    The Ron and Tony train

    Did you guys end up driving all the way back?
  10. Jonathan Ellis

    What you can learn on facebook

    I am new to the facebook thing. I was searching people that I know and got to a page of a friend of mine that is a speaker. He had a link to the page www.lungs4joseph.com and I looked at it. It is a guy that was the youth pastor at a church that I use to go to. He had been sick and after...
  11. Jonathan Ellis

    Video camera

    I am looking for a video camera that will upload videos directly to you tube. At the Atl RT, Ron, you were videoing things and someone made the comment that it would be on you tube tomorrow. You said "Tomorrow? In about 30 seconds." What are you using for an immediate upload? This would be...
  12. Jonathan Ellis

    oil stains

    I have been told that there is a product that has enzymes in it to eat away at oil stains - shadows- on concrete. Any ideas as to what it is?
  13. Jonathan Ellis

    Aqua Engineers

    Is this the Aqua Engineers distributors in atlanta or another company? Aqua Engineers is the Landa distributor of Atlanta.
  14. Jonathan Ellis

    The first book of the Government

    FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line...
  15. Jonathan Ellis

    Jim Gamble...

    thanks. We talked 45 minutes yesterday. Thanks for your time
  16. Jonathan Ellis

    Ideas

    I have been invited to a corporate - type meeting for a franchised restaurant. As we all know, franchise owners own many restaruants and I will be able to pitch to 13-14 different owners at one time. I am not sure how many restaurants total will be represented in this one meeting. I talked to...
  17. Jonathan Ellis

    Converting truck

    I am wanting to change my box truck into a flatbed. I am having issues finding a used metal bed flatbed. Does anyone know where I could find a used flat bed.
  18. Jonathan Ellis

    Greg s/d

    Greg, How many mpg do you get in your truck? Is it gas or diesel? If diesel, do you have the chip in it?
  19. Jonathan Ellis

    If you are having a bad day...

    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily . The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your...
  20. Jonathan Ellis

    Top ten indicators that your employer has changed to obama's health care plan

    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.. (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The only...
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