A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs. One night he's doing a show in Romford, Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde...
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to...
I did a bunch of these and I never needed anything more than a strong housewash mix of SH and soap. I just soaked down with a downstreamer and let it sit for awhile then rinsed with cold water.
I am re-posting my buddies info here again on this 10th anniversary of 9/11. Thinking of you buddy, and I hope your family has found some kind of peace.
http://longisland.newsday.com/911-anniversary/victims/Frank-Bonomo
Dear Friends --
I would like to share an experience with you all, having to do with drinking and driving.
As you know, some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home.
Well I, for one, have done something about it. The other night I was out for a dinner and a few...
How about just tieing off from the ground? This way if and when it let's go you dont do any damage to yourself or the home?
Call me I can sell you a rope.
I need a good wood deck cleaner that is eco friendly. This is a very long wood walkway going down to a lake and I dont want any problems? There is a sealer on it so do I need a stripper as well? Dont do much wood so any help would be appreciated.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years
they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness...
and yet they walk among us
true or not - I have to say that I think I might have met some of these people
Hard to believe -- and somehow these people survive in the modern world!
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00
I said "May I have large bills, please"
She...
BREAKING NEWS: The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party...