Sirocco Jerry

Scott K, we must have the same Santa becuz i got the same answer
 
Jerry is a good guy though but he has to finish the Joke.

Tony S: No offense but in your profile pic you look like uncle Eddie from christmass vacation. It cracks me up.good meeting you ans chris in Dallas too
 
Sirocco Jerry said:
dude,
loose the monster-drinks.
..but keep entertaining us. Eh? :)
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Jerry if I still drank energy drinks they would lock me in a padded cell.

Last year at this time I was downing 12-Die Mountain Dews & 4 red bulls daily...............imagine a pitbull on steriods.Add some issues with society as a whole and well things weren't good.
No more redbulls and I'm only allowed 2 caffine drinks a day now.

Other than that I'm pretty laid back.
 
o.k, ..you asked for it..

the Little Known Christmas Fact..

When four of Santa's elves got sick,
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones,
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that 3 of them
were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven knows where. ..More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked,
and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a shot of schnapps.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor,
and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped his favorite mug,
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

Just then the doorbell rang,
and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
.. I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
 
Russ Spence said:
ahhhhhh just so you know it was Tony's character that Eddie was taken from!
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Ahhh. How are imitates life....Watching this clip I feel like I'm seeing my whole life flash before my eyes.

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Sirocco Jerry said:
o.k, ..you asked for it..

the Little Known Christmas Fact..

When four of Santa's elves got sick,
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones,
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that 3 of them
were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven knows where. ..More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked,
and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a shot of schnapps.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor,
and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped his favorite mug,
and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

Just then the doorbell rang,
and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day?
.. I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Thats fuuny!!:lmao:
 
Sirocco Jerry said:
Why would you want to know me ?
<O:plet's start here.. My most important success..</O:p
<O:pthe most refined product line in this industry..</O:p
<O:pSirocco Performance Vacuum, the VacuBerm,
the MOST efficient vacuuming surface cleaner in this industry,
the MOST reliable filtration, the most simplistic systems.. all modular, to save you space, and dollar$</O:p
BullDogPro Industrial WaterBlasters.. and we mean industrial..
Serviceable (like the belt tensioner actually works, BEEFY wiring with an intelligent color code,
easy-access test-points and oil-drains).
Simplistically modular, as our heater systems are on sepatate frames from the pump system
so you can balance you trailer, and configure it for serviceability.
We know how to make a heaters and pumps last longer than ANYone else (it seems)..
they must be plumbed for reliability.. the best pump in the world is crap if it isn't plumbed right.
We use the very BEST of controls, safeties, and other components 'cause we don't want it to break.
..we want the repeat business.
How did we come up with these answers ?? Well.. when I first started looking over the fenders of cars,
my dad was installing high-energy ignition systems on hot-rods, and race boats, 10 years before Mallory came out with their CDI system. I also learned from his (lack-of) marketing mistake.
I taught me 8th grade Electricity teacher , and the rest of the class how to solder to Mil-spec's.
I was equipment manager for a rock band at 16. When I was 19,
I had a 270hp V-6 under the hood of a mini-truck that got 20mpg, and ran flawlessly for another 200k miles before selling it. the most fun vehicle I've owned (except for the SuperBee).
I've served on pit-crews for 3 differend Off-Road race teams.
My formal education is in electrical engineering, with lots of hands-on in fluid dynamics.
My mentor was a rocket-scientist for the Navy, taught Engineering at SD State,
and we have breakfast twice a month, as he grills me on how my product is growing.
I met him at church.. where we ushered together for years.
What am I known for among my friends ?? ..loyalty, responsibility, my troubleshgooting skills,
and I am "intolerant of the unreasonable", motivated by cooperation,
and my wife says I'm the most "level-headed" person she's ever met.
...I end arguments, I don't start 'em.
So, yeah, 36 years experience in "barrel-top" engineering,
specializing in modular systems, and safety control.
sprinkle-in a "knack" for creative marketing, and I can be real helpful.
..so you think you need something special ?? ..and you want to afford it ??
..I THRIVE ON challenge :dirol:
call me.. info is always free ..if it helps us both. eh?

Jerry McMillen 800-400-2532
info@pressureWasher.net
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And a damn nice guy too!
 
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