Florida Roof Cleaning Song

Apple Roof Cleaning

Apple Roof Cleaning

Roof Cleaning Instructor
This one is for Jon Fife .....

here is the music http://www.2pac2k.de/documents/midis/california_love.mid

State Of Florida Love!

[1]-State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!



Now let me welcome everybody to the Sunshine State
A place where untouchable roof algae soon meets it's fate
The Love hits the roof like a slug to ya chest
Pack a tarp for your plants in the state that's the best
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a Chlorine tank empty
And pumps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin means
I been in the game for ten years up In Tampa
ever since I learned it from my Grandpa
Now it's '2007 and they clock me and watch me
Flatbed Isuzu lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Miami to Tampa Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Show Da Big Hose if ya feel the same way
Apple puttin it down for
Florid-i-a

State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!


[2Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray The Plants Off mama
Tarp it Cali
Spray it Spray It Baby
Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It...



When you think about roof cleaning you be Florida dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the roof, I'm hearin customers screamin
Fiendin for TSP and No Pressure Cleaning
the life of a East Coast Cleana' where pressure cleaners get no roof work at all
Only in Florida where we use Love not pressure to clean, and never fall
In Tampa we wearin shorts not Long John's (that's right)
Equipped with big hose and big pumps clean is what we do
Cuttin' prices with caution when we collide with other crews
Famous cause we on Internet worldwide
Let' em recognize us from Long Beach up to Philly
Tarpin' and Sprayin' like a Amtrack, it's East Side
We clean roof in Florida so fast it is silly
Say what you say
But In Florida they do it Da' Apple Way
Let me spray some more roofs today
From Miami up to Jacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Tampa is where they put they smack down
Give me love!

State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
State Of Florida...knows how to clean roofs
In the citaaay of Tampa
In the citaaay of good ol' Miami
In the citaaay, the city of Orlando
We make good dough! We make good dough!


[dre] now make it spray...

Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray it Spray it Baby
Spray The Plants Off mama
Tarp it Cali
Spray it Spray It Baby
Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It Tarp It...





uh, yeah, Mel from Vero Beach in tha house, uh yeah
West Palm, Tallahassee definately in tha house hahaha
Tampa, Tampa
[Tupac] hey, Apple is up in this
Orlando, where you at ?
yeah, Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good
even Gainseville tryin to get a piece baby
Boca, Ft. Lauderdale where ya at? yeah

Clean it up y'all, Clean it up, Clean it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on the east side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

yeah, That's riight
East Coast, East Coast
uh, State Of Florida Love
State Of Florida Love
 
taselton2 said:
You are something else, this one is actually pretty good.
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This one was for my friend Jon Fife!
Jon wrote a killer song around Sir Mix a Lot's "Baby Got Back".
You know the one that goes 'I like big Butts and I cannot lie"

Jon's song is easily the equal of any of mine, but one problem.
We can't find the MIDI music file anywhere!
 
Apple Roof Cleaning said:
This one was for my friend Jon Fife!
Jon wrote a killer song around Sir Mix a Lot's "Baby Got Back".
You know the one that goes 'I like big Butts and I cannot lie"

Jon's song is easily the equal of any of mine, but one problem.
We can't find the MIDI music file anywhere!
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I'm sure Russ has it on file, ask him!
 
Mike Sullivan said:
LMAOOOO!! OMG! Chris, you are outdoing yourself everytime! So funny. I would die laughing if you did a video karoke with that one and Jon Fife's "Baby got back"
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Someday Mike, someone will find the baby got back midi, and Jon's song will come to life.

Got me a Tile Roof today referred to us by a pressure cleaning company.
The lady says "No Walking" on her roof, and wouldn't ya know, it's windy ?
 
russ s said:
i am a bonifide country boy ----- hank jr rules my neck of the woods
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Thought you might like that, but I owe you one for stealing my coach! Crazy weather in Tally today, we did one and said that's enough. Severe weather warnings and roof cleaning don't mix!
 
russ s said:
hey that could be it a song about "a roof cleaner can survive" aka "country boy can survive"
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That will be next Russ, just for you.
No one shall escape the Apple.
 
taselton2 said:
Thought you might like that, but I owe you one for stealing my coach! Crazy weather in Tally today, we did one and said that's enough. Severe weather warnings and roof cleaning don't mix!
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Yeah, Russ's team is stealing coaches left and right!

Good Lord, the SEC has gotta be the nations toughest conference ?

We will find out IF Ohio State can beat a good SEC team soon ?

Good God, look at what USC did to Michigan ?

Best game of all so far was Boise State vs Oklahoma > !!
 
russ s said:
i had forgotten ..... all those were the last of sabans guys too you know
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Don't think I forgot when that Alabama D.B. ran down Lamar Thomas (I think) at the end of the game and stole the ball and Miami's national title years ago.
 
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