6 weeks left

Ashley Phillips said:
Getting close and boy am I ready. I am still going to try to make the RT in Bama but we will see how it goes.

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Congrats, Hope all goes well for you guys.
 
Ashley Phillips said:
I think she is poking it out for the pic. I will tell her to suck it in next time. lol
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Good luck with the pregnancy Ash! I hope all goes well. Nice and smooth. :)
 
... An Alabama fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Alabama baby boy weighing 25 pounds . Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Alabama fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home. Gonna be a Crimson Tide football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that Alabama baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Alabama father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." ... :eek:

Congratulations Ash... best wishes to you both and enjoy fatherhood!

:D
 
Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant
for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the
doctor and
the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and
said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat
grand!"

Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then
delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a
daughter, too! She a pretty lil ting."

Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,
"Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out
of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"

His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't
use no WD-Forty."
 
WOW 6 more weeks. He's gonna be a biggin. You're ready? She'll be in the "I'm gonna choke you for this Ashley" mode before it's over.

I also have a $20 says she barefoot too.
 
Good luck!! Sure looks like a football player already!!
 
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