Florida Roof Cleaning Song

Hey Chris, come up with some lyrics for this song. Your imagination is too good....."Roofs, Roofs, baby" LOL! :D
Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
 
The problem with RAP songs is finding a MIDI to go with em.
Kids like to use RAP songs as ringtones for cell phones, and RAP artsits are real protective of the tunes.

BUT, I shall look at it .....
 
Holy Snap!!!!!! Appleman, I just now saw this thread!!! LOL, that is AWESOME!! You've got a serious talent for these parodies, really!! ....And my "babygotback" was a far cry from any you've written....I can only hope to be like the Midi King:)

Hey Mike--if you are going to write one, make sure you find a midi for it first. Kinda hard to find.....more one of those deals where you have to find a midi you like then put words to it, not the other way around.
 
Jon Fife said:
Holy Snap!!!!!! Appleman, I just now saw this thread!!! LOL, that is AWESOME!! You've got a serious talent for these parodies, really!! ....And my "babygotback" was a far cry from any you've written....I can only hope to be like the Midi King:)

Hey Mike--if you are going to write one, make sure you find a midi for it first. Kinda hard to find.....more one of those deals where you have to find a midi you like then put words to it, not the other way around.
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Jon, make SURE you find or save the words to babygotback ?

Someday, we will find music for it, LOL

Hey man, we gotta have some fun around here, huh ?

If you go over to TGS in the roof forum, there are some other new ones I wrote.

The thread is "Chlorine Cowboy" ...
 
....I don't remember where I wrote that at on here, Chris. It was a thread about distributors on TGS, and the thread got locked down. May be totally deleted. Yes, I'm gonna find the midi and complete the song....it will be my own personal "one hit wonder".:)
 
Jon Fife said:
....I don't remember where I wrote that at on here, Chris. It was a thread about distributors on TGS, and the thread got locked down. May be totally deleted. Yes, I'm gonna find the midi and complete the song....it will be my own personal "one hit wonder".:)
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I HOPE you remember the words, it was good.
Russ and I laughed our butts off.
 
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