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A story about a coyote
CALIFORNIA:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog
along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks
the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon
the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop
because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures
the coyote and bills the State $200 for testing it
for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead
dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500
getting checked for diseases from the coyote and
on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months
while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to
make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds
implementing a "coyote awareness program" for
residents of the area..
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study
how to better treat rabies and how to permanently
eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor's security agent is fired for not
stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000
to hire and train a new agent with additional
special training re: the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files
a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog
along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and
attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his
State-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 cal.
hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why ...
California is broke and Texas is not.
CALIFORNIA:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog
along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks
the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon
the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop
because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures
the coyote and bills the State $200 for testing it
for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead
dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500
getting checked for diseases from the coyote and
on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months
while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to
make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds
implementing a "coyote awareness program" for
residents of the area..
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study
how to better treat rabies and how to permanently
eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor's security agent is fired for not
stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000
to hire and train a new agent with additional
special training re: the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files
a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog
along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and
attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his
State-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 cal.
hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why ...
California is broke and Texas is not.
