Doc Allbright
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Three guys, a Canadian, an Arab, and an American Pressure Washer are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the genie.
The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
The Arab was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the Middle East, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious land."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around the Middle East.
The Pressure Washer, said, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the Middle East; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
The Pressure Washer says, "Fill it with water."
"I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the genie.
The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
The Arab was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around the Middle East, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious land."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around the Middle East.
The Pressure Washer, said, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the Middle East; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
The Pressure Washer says, "Fill it with water."
