Superbowl

crfguy168

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Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in the nosebleed section, but at least he's at the Super Bowl.
He starts looking around the stadium with his <NOBR>binoculars</NOBR> and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50 <NOBR>yard</NOBR> line with an empty seat beside him.
This is <NOBR>driving</NOBR> Joe nuts, so at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.
The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago. But unfortunately, she passed away."
"Oh man, I'm really sorry to hear that, and I think that's pretty cool that you kept her seat", Joe says, "But why didn't you give the ticket to another relative or a friend, I mean come on this is the Superbowl!"
The guy replies: "Uhhm well They're all at the funeral."
 
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