T h e i t a l i a n e l b o w

[Thad]

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301

There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and
with you elbow , pusha 3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?


"What . .. . .. .. You coming empty handed?"

 

[The Cleaner]

T H E I T A L I A N E L B O W

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301

There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow , pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and
with you elbow , pusha 3.

When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow , hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?


"What . .. . .. .. You coming empty handed?"

Funny, but real italians never come empty handed.

 

[Christopher]

That was a good one, Thanks.

 

[Michael T]

forgetaboutit

 

[Paul Kassander]

hahahaha