The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
TSA Screenings Results
Year-to-date statistics on airport screening performed by the Department of Homeland Security:
· Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
· Transvestites 133
· Hernias 1,485
· Hemorrhoid cases 3,172
· Enlarged Prostates 8,249
· Breast Implants 59,350
· Natural Blondes 3
Year-to-date statistics on airport screening performed by the Department of Homeland Security:
· Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
· Transvestites 133
· Hernias 1,485
· Hemorrhoid cases 3,172
· Enlarged Prostates 8,249
· Breast Implants 59,350
· Natural Blondes 3