... walks into a bar... (jokes)

["Red"]

 

[KGILL]

The library at the University of Alabama is selling some of their used library books. Many of which have not been colored in yet.

 

[JoshM]

The library at the University of Alabama is selling some of their used library books. Many of which have not been colored in yet.

LOL thats a good one

 

[bhenson]

A blind man walks into a bar....then a stool....then a table

 

[Doug Rucker]

Alabama Fan gets pulled over by a state tropper. Tropper walks up to car and says, "Got any I.D".??? Bama fan says "Bout what"

 

[sweetwater]

What's the hardest three years of an Alabama football players life?

8th grade!

How do you get an Auburn grad off your porch?
pay for the pizza!

 

[sweetwater]

How many Gator players does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Only one, but he gets 3 credit hours for it!

 

["Red"]

This is what we are dealing with folks ....

 

[junker1]

WOW WOW WOW. That chick was daffy. I love it.

reminds me of a time when my 21 y/o daughter was driving. we were heading into a long rounding turn and they had arrows maybe every 150 feet. there was like three that you could see. I said to her " you better slow down theres a curve up ahead dont you see those arrows " she looked at me and said "Oh thats what those mean". or I would tell her to take exit 34. and she would ask "how do i know when its exit 34" well Alyssa its the huge green reflective sign that says exit 34 probably right after the one that says exit 33 duh