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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
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>> A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
>> asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
>> She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
>> advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
>> frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
>> proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
>> Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
>> the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
>> Orleans, please raise your hand?"
>>
>> Not one hand went up ... so she took
>> them home and ate them.
>>
>> Two lessons here:
>>
>> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
>> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
>>
>> A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
>> asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
>> She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
>> advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
>> frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
>> proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
>> Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
>> the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
>> Orleans, please raise your hand?"
>>
>> Not one hand went up ... so she took
>> them home and ate them.
>>
>> Two lessons here:
>>
>> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
>> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
