Apple Roof Cleaning
Roof Cleaning Instructor
I wish I could take credit for this one.
Here is the music http://www.nimhbattery.com/midi/friendlp.mid
Here are the words
Blame it all on Artoo
Said the girl from Naboo
'Cause I followed him into that bar
A couple of drinks
And soon Jar Jar Binks
Was the best thing 'bout Star Wars so far
I had blue milk and Jack
With this guy dressed in black
He was strong, dark, and seven-foot-three
But when - I went home with
The Lord of the Sith
That's not all that went home with meeeee!
'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
When he took me back - to his star freighter
And used the Force
On me, of course
Buuuut NOW I itch like a Tusken Raider
Shoulda NEV-er played - with his LIGHT SABER!
Oh, I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[Cantina band solo]
She said - I got a butt
Like Jabba the Hutt
But Darth said he'd love to clone me
He's not bad at nookie -
He roared like a Wookiee
Through episodes one, two, and three-ee
But at double-sunrise
He grabbed his disguise
And dumped me in Tatooine's sand
Hope the freak went to bake
In that big lava lake
That's my last one-Jedi-Knight staaand!
'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
When I got too close - to that dic-tator
He said - I'll get you
And Lei-ya too
Aaaaah LOVE that sound - from his res-pirator
But NOW I need - an exTERMINATOR!
'Cause I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[All the freaks in Mos Eisley sing along:]
I got crabs from Darth Vader
When he took me back - to his star freighter
And used the Force
On me, of course
But NOW I itch like a Tusken Raider
Shoulda NEV-er played - with his LIGHT SABER!
Oh, I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
I got crabs from Darth Vader
You don't see that part - in the thee-ayter
They spin it clean
PG-13
But I won't trust - no Caped Crusader
Gonna TRADE Artoo - for a VI-BRATOR!
'Cause I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[Repeat/Fade]
[Or explode in a spectacular ball of light
Here is the music http://www.nimhbattery.com/midi/friendlp.mid
Here are the words
Blame it all on Artoo
Said the girl from Naboo
'Cause I followed him into that bar
A couple of drinks
And soon Jar Jar Binks
Was the best thing 'bout Star Wars so far
I had blue milk and Jack
With this guy dressed in black
He was strong, dark, and seven-foot-three
But when - I went home with
The Lord of the Sith
That's not all that went home with meeeee!
'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
When he took me back - to his star freighter
And used the Force
On me, of course
Buuuut NOW I itch like a Tusken Raider
Shoulda NEV-er played - with his LIGHT SABER!
Oh, I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[Cantina band solo]
She said - I got a butt
Like Jabba the Hutt
But Darth said he'd love to clone me
He's not bad at nookie -
He roared like a Wookiee
Through episodes one, two, and three-ee
But at double-sunrise
He grabbed his disguise
And dumped me in Tatooine's sand
Hope the freak went to bake
In that big lava lake
That's my last one-Jedi-Knight staaand!
'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
When I got too close - to that dic-tator
He said - I'll get you
And Lei-ya too
Aaaaah LOVE that sound - from his res-pirator
But NOW I need - an exTERMINATOR!
'Cause I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[All the freaks in Mos Eisley sing along:]
I got crabs from Darth Vader
When he took me back - to his star freighter
And used the Force
On me, of course
But NOW I itch like a Tusken Raider
Shoulda NEV-er played - with his LIGHT SABER!
Oh, I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
I got crabs from Darth Vader
You don't see that part - in the thee-ayter
They spin it clean
PG-13
But I won't trust - no Caped Crusader
Gonna TRADE Artoo - for a VI-BRATOR!
'Cause I got crabs
From Darth Vader!
[Repeat/Fade]
[Or explode in a spectacular ball of light
