Just a fact finding mission...

Guy, I think my sister lives within a few miles of you. I'll call you when we get there.

Headquarters has set me up with some new spy cameras and a voice changer that makes it sound like "ya'll" every time I say "you guys".
It really helps me blend in.

The've supplied me with a can of spray on tan and some fake wrinkles for you to blend in around Florida. I'm going to need a lot of help there. They,want two agents on AC Lockyear.

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hi-temp hydro said:
TN bound Tony? If so, drop by and "expose" me. I've got a resi van with a busted tranny & knee high weeds that would look great on the wall of shame!


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I tried to come by man. Got as far east as Pulaski. I was rollin with my mind on my money and my money on my mind listening to a little Snoop Dogg when these guys in the coolest ghost costumes waved me over with these awesome flares shaped like a "T".

They told me my wheels were too big on tbe "Vic" and that my kind wasn't welcome there.

I didn't make it within two counties of you! I'll have to try again next time and come from the north. (I just have to make sure they aren't constructing any dams in the area)

Seriously though I would,have liked to have,made it.I thought you were near Mt Pleasant, but found,you were a little too far off the interstate and,we were running short on time.

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Biodude said:
Whew! Dodged a bullet there!
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Blaine,
we all know you aren't legit. It is some other contractors in that area that really need to be checked out...
 
Tony Shelton said:
Made it back to headquarters. Secretly pretended to have a good time this month and got data on 142 contractors.

Mission accomplished!

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That's too much, see any mini vans at headquarters?
 
I had a Caprice for awhile with tinted out windows, I got the same treatment...lol
 
It's not just the highways Nick, in some neighborhoods in Mississippi entire blocks cleared ahead of me.

I drove up to Shelly's brothers house an he held a hostage and yelled out the window for ten minutes before we convinced him we were just there for a visit.

Never found Russ. Searched all over the south. :)

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Russ Spence said:
real undercover brothers dont wear badges, they kick butt and take pics!
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Buut for photo ops, and this being the close of his investigation, I thought a "stinkin" badge would add shall we say, credibility, the the full scale investigation that thus had just been completed.
 
Tony Shelton said:
It's not just the highways Nick, in some neighborhoods in Mississippi entire blocks cleared ahead of me.

I drove up to Shelly's brothers house an he held a hostage and yelled out the window for ten minutes before we convinced him we were just there for a visit.

Never found Russ. Searched all over the south. :)

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Your killin me Tony....lol....I feel like I am on this adventure with u...Stay Safe.
 
So are you saying that Russ is an illegitimate contractor since he doesn't know the guy that trained him?
 
Still on the prowl.

I've seen guys trying to put on a front while working out of a two car garage. I've even come across one or two really bad pretenders working out of a one car garage.

But this is the first time in all my investigations where I've seen a contractor working out of a half car garage!

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Tony Shelton said:
Stopped by Tom Cusick's so-called "Liqu#d Heat" business. Turns out all he's got is a garden hose reel on a trailer. Apparently he rolls it out in big circles and lets the sun heat it up like the old fashioned pool heaters. He then has "heat" for aboit 30 seconds pushing a hard 60 psi.

Another fake contractor BUSTED!

Making my way eastward tomorrow.

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That was really Matt Norman from Colorado Pro Wash working on a parking garage. Tony from Washington was also there. Our distances out west here are farther, but we come together as contractors and have a pretty tight knit group.

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