Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
I'm not racist. I'm cultureist. There are cultures that teach their kids things that are rude and unacceptable in our society.
Here are some examples from a "particular" culture:
1) While camping at Lake Mead we drove 45 minutes offroad for a secluded camping spot on a finger island with our awning sticking out to the shore. At 5:30 am we are awakened by a group of 5 of "this particular culture" sitting under our awning on coolers, drinking beer and fishing. Within 10 ft of our camper door.
2) Lake Mead we camped at another spot 30 minutes offroad on a three day weekend. We arrived early. At about 8pm there arrived a caravan of Honda Preludes, Camrys, Aerostars and plenty of other vehicles that shouldn't have even made it that far offroad. By 4:30 am I was forced to go outside and show "that particular culture" that loud music at 4:30 am powered by construction generators as they sat on their sofas in the beds of pickup trucks is not appreciated in our culture. After a lot of pretending that they didn't understand english this was quickly accomplished by introducing them to some of our culture, namely the second amendment.
3) Again camping at Lake Mead, same weekend. After the weekend we picked up 5 completely full 50 gallon industrial leaf bags with the garbage around 100 of them left on the ground. I called the Park Service and they sent out a Ranger. I was told that they can't be everywhere at once and that this type of behavior was just "part of their culture". The Ranger did thank us for picking up the 5 bags and hauled them off for us.
4)At Chuc*y Cheese we came up to an empty race simulator and got in. A couple of "that culture" informed us that they had been waiting for that to open up so they could ride it. We aplologized for not seeing them waiting there and got out even letting them use the money we had just put in. 25 minutes later I interrupted them and told them it was rude to play the game over and over again as we stood there waiting to play. They told me it was their RIGHT to play as long as they want.
5)At one of the attractions on the strip there are two families of "that culture" that show up late to the attraction after it has already begun. They are about 10 people back from the front. Both families, kids and adults begin elbowing and pushing their way to the front. That is where it stops though this time because I tell the leader (the father) who I've watched elbowing his way through that when he elbows me or my wife or my daughter as he makes his way to the front he will be picking teeth up off the ground. He then pretends to not understand English but directs his family of "rudists" to stop just short of their front line goal.
6) It's the easter egg hunt. Fayth shows up early. She is the first one on the line patiently waiting for the "go signal". While waiting children and parents of "that culture" systematically elbow her and push her out of the way until she is about 10 deep and in the back. She gets zero eggs. (By the way, Fayth is in her age group, she's just taller than most her age.)
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What is the matter with these people?
If you are a member of this culture, you would do your people well to start an ad campaign teaching your culture not to be rude, not to litter and to respect the space of other people.
This actually worked in OUR culture in the 70's when everyone used to throw garbage all over the place until a national campaign taught us not to litter. It can work for your culture too.
Here are some examples from a "particular" culture:
1) While camping at Lake Mead we drove 45 minutes offroad for a secluded camping spot on a finger island with our awning sticking out to the shore. At 5:30 am we are awakened by a group of 5 of "this particular culture" sitting under our awning on coolers, drinking beer and fishing. Within 10 ft of our camper door.
2) Lake Mead we camped at another spot 30 minutes offroad on a three day weekend. We arrived early. At about 8pm there arrived a caravan of Honda Preludes, Camrys, Aerostars and plenty of other vehicles that shouldn't have even made it that far offroad. By 4:30 am I was forced to go outside and show "that particular culture" that loud music at 4:30 am powered by construction generators as they sat on their sofas in the beds of pickup trucks is not appreciated in our culture. After a lot of pretending that they didn't understand english this was quickly accomplished by introducing them to some of our culture, namely the second amendment.
3) Again camping at Lake Mead, same weekend. After the weekend we picked up 5 completely full 50 gallon industrial leaf bags with the garbage around 100 of them left on the ground. I called the Park Service and they sent out a Ranger. I was told that they can't be everywhere at once and that this type of behavior was just "part of their culture". The Ranger did thank us for picking up the 5 bags and hauled them off for us.
4)At Chuc*y Cheese we came up to an empty race simulator and got in. A couple of "that culture" informed us that they had been waiting for that to open up so they could ride it. We aplologized for not seeing them waiting there and got out even letting them use the money we had just put in. 25 minutes later I interrupted them and told them it was rude to play the game over and over again as we stood there waiting to play. They told me it was their RIGHT to play as long as they want.
5)At one of the attractions on the strip there are two families of "that culture" that show up late to the attraction after it has already begun. They are about 10 people back from the front. Both families, kids and adults begin elbowing and pushing their way to the front. That is where it stops though this time because I tell the leader (the father) who I've watched elbowing his way through that when he elbows me or my wife or my daughter as he makes his way to the front he will be picking teeth up off the ground. He then pretends to not understand English but directs his family of "rudists" to stop just short of their front line goal.
6) It's the easter egg hunt. Fayth shows up early. She is the first one on the line patiently waiting for the "go signal". While waiting children and parents of "that culture" systematically elbow her and push her out of the way until she is about 10 deep and in the back. She gets zero eggs. (By the way, Fayth is in her age group, she's just taller than most her age.)
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What is the matter with these people?
If you are a member of this culture, you would do your people well to start an ad campaign teaching your culture not to be rude, not to litter and to respect the space of other people.
This actually worked in OUR culture in the 70's when everyone used to throw garbage all over the place until a national campaign taught us not to litter. It can work for your culture too.