I wrote this for Don and Chris
To be rapped to the tune of Sir-Mix-A-Lots "Baby Got Back". I looked all over for an online midi and couldn't find it, so mine's not as cool and funny as Apples were (not that any could be anyway
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I like the Phelps Wand and I cannot lie;
You other roofers can't deny!
When Apple walks in he's wearin' dat orange,
Swingin' 5/8's in your face
You get SPRUNG. Wanna act all tough
Cause you know he'll call dat bluff;
Deep in the mold he's bleachin';
And the Guru he be "teachin",
Oh, Donnyboy, I wanna get wit'cha,
And buy stuff from cha,
Dem Tampa boys tried to warn me,
But that 3/8 hose is costin' me money!
Ooh, chest-o-smooth skin,
Ya say you wanna get in my singles group??
Well use me, abuse me,
Cause you're a drunken Irish roofie (LOL that's my favorite line
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......don't know how you put all those songs together chris, I'm exhausted after a few lines. I didn't even make it to the chorus, LOL